It’s friday. I’m drunk. Ask me shit. Please. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/17/2018 at 23:06 • Filed to: None

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I’m bored and my girlfriend is asleep.

HammerheadFistpunch > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:10

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Tell me why cloth seats are best. In your own words. Oh, right... a question. Why is that thing I said?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:10

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Absinthe. It’s all I’ve got left in the house. Next question. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > HammerheadFistpunch 08/17/2018 at 23:12

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I fucking LOVE  cloth seats. Cooler in the summer. You don’t have to worry about them. Nice patterns. Leather? Fuck that shit.

HammerheadFistpunch > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:14

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Good man.

Tekamul > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:16

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Dream car. Only restriction is a sticker when new of $40k or less, in period-valued dollars . Any country, any era. $40k or less, which means a Duesenberg or a Civic type R, or anything in between. Maybe a base R34 skyline.

What do you take?

RacinBob > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:17

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Time to check out racing junk!

https://www.racingjunk.com/category/Road-Racing-Cars/4

Honeybunchesofgoats > Tekamul 08/17/2018 at 23:17

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XK8 with $26k left  to unfuck it’s issues. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > Tekamul 08/17/2018 at 23:18

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Wait, sticker? E-Type. 

sony1492 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:19

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What do you think America will look like economically in 5 years?

Tekamul > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:19

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You totally missed the parameters. What are you, drunk? 

Honeybunchesofgoats > sony1492 08/17/2018 at 23:21

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Five years? Okay-ish. Like 2008, I’m going to cash in on that fucker when it crashes in immediate future, though. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > RacinBob 08/17/2018 at 23:21

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I’d do bad things to that Saab. 

Tekamul > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:22

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There it is.

Good choice.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Tekamul 08/17/2018 at 23:23

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You tripped me up by making me read. 

PyramidHat > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:31

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This is good Kinja...

fhrblig > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:32

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Can I have five dollars, please?

Honeybunchesofgoats > fhrblig 08/17/2018 at 23:33

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I got you, fam. Send me an address  

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:34

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What came before the absinthe?

sony1492 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:34

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Since our politics has basically turned into a compelling tv show, how will it rebound when season 1 ends ? I think season 2 will look like the hunger games crossed with an espionage thriller, and obviously tie into the Pence cliffhanger of season 1.

Future Heap Owner > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:36

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Is your dog a good dog?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:36

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I’ve just ended up in a tree. How did this happen?

Future Heap Owner > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:38

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You have $15 00 to purchase and  fix up a vehicle off Craigslist that you must drive for a year. What do you look for and why?

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 08/17/2018 at 23:38

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Beer and a a bottle of Beaujolais, and I like you but hate that you knew to nask that.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Future Heap Owner 08/17/2018 at 23:39

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No. She’s an asshole. Never let youndog not it can get away with cat shit. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > sony1492 08/17/2018 at 23:40

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Hopefully with an impeachment, but probably like Twin Peaks. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/17/2018 at 23:41

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Did you drink before ending up in the tree?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Future Heap Owner 08/17/2018 at 23:43

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Town Car. Because I have, and I would. 

Chuckles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:43

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So you finished off the Ouzo?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:47

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Surprisingly no.  I am out of the tree now and about to commence drinking though. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chuckles 08/17/2018 at 23:47

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Not happily. I moved on to a bottle of abinsthe that looks like Crest mouth wash that came from the Czech Republic and was given to me be the grand son of a prime minister—oh my god I fucking hate myself.

Chuckles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:49

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You know it's ok to not drink, right?

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/17/2018 at 23:49

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Waaaaaat. Is it a treehouse? Because  I’ve dreamed of the day of one day having kids and getting fucked up in their treehouse.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chuckles 08/17/2018 at 23:50

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I’ve heard tell of  that.

sony1492 > Chuckles 08/17/2018 at 23:51

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We’ ve been down this road before.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:51

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Oh god I was hoping you’d pour the ouzo down the drain. That’s the best use for it

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 08/17/2018 at 23:52

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You know what? That is vile shit. And I drank it and feel satisfied that I did my duty the world. 

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/17/2018 at 23:54

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I still say that the best use for a bottle of Ouzo is to keep it around for when your cheapskate friends want to get drunk for free. If they want something better they should buy it themselves. Someone gave me ouzo for my 21st birthday. It hung around for a while. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 08/17/2018 at 23:55

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I have the crest mouthwash absinthe, shitty sherry, triple sec, and dry vermouth. Tell me how to get drunk off of this bullshit and I’ll marry you. 

WilliamsSW > Chuckles 08/17/2018 at 23:57

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Just don’t drink any of it yourself and that’s a pretty good use too. 

Chuckles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 23:59

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Have you ever seriously considered not drinking? Just curious. I'm not trying to tell you what to do. I don't see you around here too much these days except for these weekend manic bursts of 4 or 5 posts in an hour about drinking and why we should listen to songs dedicated to Hiroshima.

Aremmes > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:00

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Do you have more booze? Also what's your address?

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:01

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“Hey man can I make a drink? I’m trying to get wasted.”

“Sure, Ouzo is in the cabinet.”

“What the hell man? You have a bottle of Jack Daniels in there.”

“Yeah, but I paid for that."

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:02

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Fair point. And I feel genuinely bad about only drunk posting on Oppo. But I don’t drink THAT much, which is why I don’t post that much. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > Aremmes 08/18/2018 at 00:05

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I probably have enough. 

Chuckles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:08

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It’s ok, there’s just people here who genuinely care about you. I remember last year you made a post about doing coke, and how it was ok because it was free. You don’t have to do free drugs just because they are there, just like you don’t have to drink Czech mouthwash just because it’s there.

I don’t know how old you are, but I’m 32, and my desire to get drunk has plummeted over the last 5 years. I still love a good beer or a cocktail, but I have no desire to drink to excess anymore.

AestheticsInMotion > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:09

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I mix the worst gin, rum, and whiskey together and put it into a fancy cocktail drink bottle. The cheapskates get that. Always a good reaction 

Chuckles > AestheticsInMotion 08/18/2018 at 00:10

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I don't usually keep gin in the house. I don't like things that taste like burning Christmas trees.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:13

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Nah. Just a tree. My daughter somehow convinced me this was a good idea and then my old ass got stuck. I wish it was a treehouse I’ve always kinda wanted my own little  bar up in a tree with a couple stools where me and a few buddies could just hang out.   Probably got th best I don’t.   We’d probably bring a chimnea up there and end up burning down the tree.

AestheticsInMotion > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:13

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Here here! Haven’t drank any myself since an ill-advised cocktail night three years ago. I hope to keep that streak going indefinitely.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:13

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I appreciate that so much. I can’t tell you how highly that makes me think of you. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/18/2018 at 00:14

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I’m going to call this a win for you, though. 

Chuckles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:18

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Like I said, I’m not trying to tell you what to do. But people do care, and we worry.

I’ll still be spending my Saturday night in a bar, but if I'm being honest I'm mostly going for the pinball. 

WilliamsSW > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:20

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“The Jack Daniels is not for you”

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:21

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So we’re your late night drunk dial basically?

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:22

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“I’ll tell you what. Do 3 shots of Ouzo and I’ll give you a shot of Jack.”

“Nevermind."

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:25

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This actually sounds kinda good, but you need gin:

Corpse Reviver #2

(makes one drink)

3/4 oz gin

3/4 oz lillet blanc

3/4 oz cointreau or triple sec

3/4 oz lemon juice

1/4 oz absinthe

But with what you have, I’d go absinthe and sugar and save the rest of it.  

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:25

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Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:26

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That’s taking one for the team.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:26

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Oppo has saved so many of my friendships. 

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:26

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My working assumption is that no one *starts* their night drinking absinthe.  

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:27

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What the fuck do I do with this bronze Buddha that the PO left in my back yard?

WilliamsSW > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:27

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I wouldn’t let anyone take that series of shots in *my* house.  

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:29

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This was when I was like 21. At the age of 32, I don't have many freeloaders showing up to do shots these days.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/18/2018 at 00:30

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I hate you so much right now. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/18/2018 at 00:31

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You got me. 

WilliamsSW > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:32

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I’m 50.  There are a lot of things I miss about being 21.  Doing shots isn’t one of them.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:32

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Please don’t break your mobile device over one of the worst songs ever.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 00:36

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Yeah.  I want to get rid of it but I’m afraid of bad karma or something.  

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:39

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Somewhere between the ages of 28-32, I feel like my hangovers started getting a lot worse. At 21 I could drink an absurd amount and be up at sunrise and feel fine. At 32, a hard night of drinking means a whole day of recovery.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/18/2018 at 00:45

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I like that song, which is the worst part.  

WilliamsSW > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 00:45

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It doesn’t get better, sorry.  Now, even just a few drinks sometimes makes me drag through the next day - not hung over, just zero energy.

Chuckles > WilliamsSW 08/18/2018 at 00:53

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That's alright. I don't particularly miss drinking too much. I still enjoy a few good beers and that's fine by me.

Kim Jong - Healthy > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/18/2018 at 01:32

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I’m faded enough to take an interest.

The wonders of google: https://sakyatemple.org/disposal-of-unneeded-dharma-materials/

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Kim Jong - Healthy 08/18/2018 at 01:51

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Sending it in seems kinda crazy but maybe I’ll make a donation and dispose of it myself.  

AuthiCooper1300 > Chuckles 08/18/2018 at 07:30

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R i g h t o n p o i nt.

L a s t y e a r , however, Mr Honeybunches. . . did not seem to appreciate that kind of advice, and stopped posting here for quite a while right afterwards. I d o n ’ t t h i n k i t w a s s i m p l y a c o i n c i d e n c e .

L e ’ s h o p e h e s t a y s a r o u n d t h i s t i me.

AuthiCooper1300 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/18/2018 at 07:41

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You actually have a girlfriend? Wonders never cease.

She must be a saint.

liam > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/20/2018 at 13:44

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Send it to me, my missus would love it.